Currently I am wintering in Atlanta and spent the last two weeks with my nephews and nieces, who are all in their teens. The story played out much like it does in the animal kingdom. Young lions try to test the 'not really that old' lion and get beat down, figuratively and in Madden. You can't stop the Patriots.
While preparing to enjoy Christmas dinner, one nephew showed his phone to another and said "This thirsty, basic thot trying' to bae me with her un-fleek eyebrows." I immediately clutched my chest awaiting the stroke. I think I read somewhere right before a stroke, words and stuff don't make sense. When I noticed that the stroke didn't take me I realized that current slang passed me by so much that I did not know what these kids were talking about. I spent most of the time mad because I was pretty sure they were talking about me in code.
In an effort not to whoop these kids asses I decide to educate myself...I mean this computer has to be good for more than looking at midget porn...which I don't do but I hear some people do...whew.
1. Thirsty: adjective
Definition:
1. Not referencing actual thirst for a drink.
2. Referencing someones desperation or over-eagerness.
Used in a sentence:
"Ugh, Michael Clifford has been following me around all night, he is so thirsty."
I get this one. It makes sense to me. If I am desperate to see the new Star Wars movie one could categorize me as being thirsty for it.
2. Basic: adjective
Definition:
1. Unoriginal or mainstream
2. Someone is basic when they are solely interested in popular, commercial things.
Used in a sentence:
"All Rachel does is drink pumpkin spice lattes and play Candy Crush -- she's so basic."
Another one I get. There's nothing special about a person...like basic cable. You're not HBO or Showtime or even Skinemax...you're just CNN and WGS.
3. Turn up: verb
Definition:
1. Getting pumped up.
2. Origins date back to Lil Jon's smash hit, "Turn Down For What."
Used in a sentence:
"I'm so exhausted, but that's not going to stop me from turnin' up tonight."
This was a little tricky with me because it means something else to me. One day something will eventually will appear. "Tupac and Biggie's killers will eventually turn up." "The body of Jimmy Hoffa will eventually turn up." I can't really hate this saying because we used to say 'get crunk' (also coined by Lil Jon....seriously people in the future are gonna think he was our Shakespeare, making up all these sayings) and I am not sure what 'crunk' meant...crushed trunk?
4. Bae: noun
Definition:
1. Technically stands for "before anyone else" but has been adapted to be synonymous with "baby" or "sweetie."
Used in a sentence:
"Khaleesi, on Game of Thrones, is my bae, even though she may not know it."
I originally thought this was short for baby and didn't know it was an acronym. There is an air of romantic notions but in my head it's unfinished...'before anyone else' what? It's not good to be before anyone else in certain things. "I am gonna kill you, before anyone else." "You will eat this old cake, before anyone else." "You will go out into this hail of bullets, before anyone else."
3. Thot: noun
Definition:
1. That Ho Out There or That Ho Over There.
2. A promiscuous womanUsed in a sentence:
"Show no love for a thot"
I firmly believe that every generation as a slang for 'whore'. In my day we took the 'W' 'R' and 'E' off the word and shortened it to 'Ho'. Before that was 'slut', 'skeezer' and 'skank', after came 'trick', 'beyotch', 'hoodrat' and 'chicken head'. So many negative words to describe a woman who enjoys sex. Quick question: What do you call a promiscuous man? Nothing. There's no slang out there for it. I typed 'promiscuous man' in the Urban Dictionary and may have broken the site. This is what popped up:
promiscuous man isn't defined.
Can you define it?
3. On Fleek: adjective
Definition:
1. On point. Game = strong.
Used in a sentence:
"Eyebrows on fleek!"
History lesson time: On June 21st, 2014, Peaches Monroe dropped a Vine in which she recites, verbatim: “We in this bitch. Finna get crunk. Eyebrows on fleek. Da fuq.” This is the first time the word 'fleek' was used in the urban era. However the word 'fleek' had been used as far as the 1801. Right now there is an English teacher somewhere begging me not to reveal the secret. Everyone who uses 'fleek' in daily language has been 'Manchurian Candidated'. It's the modern "The first rapper was Shakespeare BS' our English teaches used in an attempt to be hip. In this 1801 translation of Plutarch’s Lives, originally written in the first century, we discover early usage of the word in question.
'Fleek' was another word for 'sleek'. Not sure why they didn't just say 'sleek' but hey, whatever. So where did Peaches Monroe get the word from? Did she hear it in English class? Who knows. I like to think that there are a bunch of young people right now pouring through old poems to re brand words into hip slangs.
Go home, IHOP, you're drunk.
So now that I have gotten myself and you caught up, guess what that means...yup...these kids changed up the slangs and now we have to learn a whole new set. Sigh. Someone wake me up when "da bomb" comes back.





















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